okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing
Broke 5 Million!
WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING
it still ain’t broken what the hell tumblr
Anonymous said: sexism: prejudice, stereotyping, or discrimination, on the basis of sex. Stereotyping men that they should hold the door open for women, pay for the bill, or be very masculine is still sexism. Maybe it isn't as extreme as what some women face but it still does exist.
i never expect a man to hold a door open for me but if that’s the strongest oppression men face then damn.. they got it good. the sexism women face is a lot tougher. often times when a woman is raped she’s asked what she was wearing as if that would be an excuse to rape her. i have been told by my own father that i, as a female, belong in the kitchen doing housework. no one ever tells men “you belong at an oil rig”. women are constantly broken down for not always having perfectly tiny waists and big breasts and long hair or for not being “feminine” enough. women still only make approximately 77 cents to every dollar a man makes. women are ridiculed for being sexually active. they are called sluts and whores and they are constantly berated for promiscuity when men are praised. a woman often cannot even control what she does with her own body. laws restrict her from personal decisions when it comes to abortion. men can leave but women are left with babies they can’t support because they were unable to do anything about it. women across the world are killed yes, killed, because they walk down streets believing they’re safe only to be attacked by men. women have been murdered for turning men down. women are afraid to say no to men because of the way men handle rejection and men know this but they do not care. all men can seem to say is “not all men are like that” but i’ll tell you what. when i no longer feel nervous walking down the street, and i earn what men earn for the same job, and i don’t have to worry about “well if i wear this i might get raped” then maybe the harsh realities that men face like opening doors for women or paying for dinner will become more of a sexism issue to me