July242014
yeahgagas:


Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?Raven Symone: The pressure of society.
FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.
In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

yeahgagas:

Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?
Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.

In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg , via nightairsparkle)

4PM
vagisodium:

another-random-tumblr:

channelfrederator:

absolutely terrifying

Bart is hot

you people will literally fuck anything

vagisodium:

another-random-tumblr:

channelfrederator:

absolutely terrifying

Bart is hot

you people will literally fuck anything

(Source: supergoldenblacksunshine, via nightairsparkle)

11AM
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(Source: boyerworks, via intensional)

11AM

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

(via thedailylaughs)

11AM

(Source: skressed, via gangdamnstyle)

11AM

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

(via spork)

11AM
search-the-castle:

ladiesloveloki:

nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Screw this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.

Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.

#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend.  It went something like this:
"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"
"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* I would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”
And you know what….I agree 100000%.

It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.

search-the-castle:

ladiesloveloki:

nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Screw this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.

Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.

#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend.  It went something like this:

"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"

"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”

And you know what….I agree 100000%.

It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.

(via sleepyoswald)

11AM

applebottomclaudiajeans:

capekalaska:

killdeercheer:

sizvideos:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”

(via sleepyoswald)

11AM

nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

(Source: poyzn, via sleepyoswald)

11AM

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

(via luckydreaming)

11AM

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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(via sleepyoswald)

11AM

gallagherwalker:

i don’t even know what to caption this

(via stfump)

11AM

Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

ohmyfrostiron:

nuhuh:

ohcastielmycastiel:

supernaturalsoul:

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

highly-functioning-otter:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

everydayiamcumberbatchin:

thewinchesterswagger:

itsjustjensen:

thewinchesterswagger:

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“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

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Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing

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Broke 5 Million!

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WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING image

it still ain’t broken what the hell tumblr

:D

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via falldanoutphilboy)

11AM

Anonymous said: sexism: prejudice, stereotyping, or discrimination, on the basis of sex. Stereotyping men that they should hold the door open for women, pay for the bill, or be very masculine is still sexism. Maybe it isn't as extreme as what some women face but it still does exist.

abracadang:

i never expect a man to hold a door open for me but if that’s the strongest oppression men face then damn.. they got it good. the sexism women face is a lot tougher. often times when a woman is raped she’s asked what she was wearing as if that would be an excuse to rape her. i have been told by my own father that i, as a female, belong in the kitchen doing housework. no one ever tells men “you belong at an oil rig”. women are constantly broken down for not always having perfectly tiny waists and big breasts and long hair or for not being “feminine” enough. women still only make approximately 77 cents to every dollar a man makes. women are ridiculed for being sexually active. they are called sluts and whores and they are constantly berated for promiscuity when men are praised. a woman often cannot even control what she does with her own body. laws restrict her from personal decisions when it comes to abortion. men can leave but women are left with babies they can’t support because they were unable to do anything about it. women across the world are killed yes, killed, because they walk down streets believing they’re safe only to be attacked by men. women have been murdered for turning men down. women are afraid to say no to men because of the way men handle rejection and men know this but they do not care. all men can seem to say is “not all men are like that” but i’ll tell you what. when i no longer feel nervous walking down the street, and i earn what men earn for the same job, and i don’t have to worry about “well if i wear this i might get raped” then maybe the harsh realities that men face like opening doors for women or paying for dinner will become more of a sexism issue to me

hot damn

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